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# Line 6678  her cluckings, and are regularly brooded Line 6678  her cluckings, and are regularly brooded
6678  %  %
6679  A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.  A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.
6680  %  %
 A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman.  Imagine if on top  
 of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
6681  A holding company is a thing where you hand  A holding company is a thing where you hand
6682  an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.  an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
6683  %  %
# Line 7998  A woman may very well form a friendship Line 7994  A woman may very well form a friendship
7994  it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.  it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
7995                  -- Friedrich Nietzsche                  -- Friedrich Nietzsche
7996  %  %
 A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing -- tender, sweet,  
 and stupid.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
7997  A woman physician has made the statement that smoking is neither  A woman physician has made the statement that smoking is neither
7998  physically defective nor morally degrading, and that nicotine, even  physically defective nor morally degrading, and that nicotine, even
7999  when indulged to in excess, is less harmful than excessive petting."  when indulged to in excess, is less harmful than excessive petting."
# Line 16428  question." Line 16420  question."
16420                  [actually, the term "bug" had even earlier usage in                  [actually, the term "bug" had even earlier usage in
16421                  regard to problems with radio hardware.  Ed.]                  regard to problems with radio hardware.  Ed.]
16422  %  %
 Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain  
 the last but one.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
16423  Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.  Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
16424  %  %
16425  Every cloud engenders not a storm.  Every cloud engenders not a storm.
# Line 19769  Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bor Line 19757  Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bor
19757  %  %
19758  Goodbye, cool world.  Goodbye, cool world.
19759  %  %
 Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with  
 tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerors of human  
 misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps.  If I had not known  
 that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to  
 my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised  
 my arm in the eternal salute of the ancient Roman Legions and repeated the  
 holy words, "Heil Hitler!"  
                 -- George Lincoln Rockwell  
 %  
19760  Gordon's first law:  Gordon's first law:
19761          If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing          If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing
19762          well.          well.
# Line 21466  Hitchcock's Staple Principle: Line 21445  Hitchcock's Staple Principle:
21445          The stapler runs out of staples          The stapler runs out of staples
21446          only while you are trying to staple something.          only while you are trying to staple something.
21447  %  %
 Hitler used methods against white men in Europe, which by tacit  
 agreement between the cultural European nations were only to be  
 used against the coloured.  
                 -- Poul Henningsen (1894-1967)  
 %  
21448  Hlade's Law:  Hlade's Law:
21449          If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person --          If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person --
21450          they will find an easier way to do it.          they will find an easier way to do it.
# Line 22776  I give you the man who -- the man who -- Line 22750  I give you the man who -- the man who --
22750  I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.  I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
22751                  -- H. L. Mencken                  -- H. L. Mencken
22752  %  %
 I go the way that Providence dictates.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
22753  I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.  Now  I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.  Now
22754  when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and  when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and
22755  farther, trying to see it clearly)...  and says, "Here, you can go."  farther, trying to see it clearly)...  and says, "Here, you can go."
# Line 23823  a little girl who won't eat her dinner o Line 23794  a little girl who won't eat her dinner o
23794  in his veins.  in his veins.
23795                  -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee                  -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee
23796  %  %
 I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether  
 it is plausible or not.  The victor will not be asked afterwards whether  
 he told the truth or not.  When starting and waging war it is not right  
 that matters, but victory.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
23797  I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.  I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
23798                  -- graffito in Los Angeles                  -- graffito in Los Angeles
23799    
# Line 25291  I would send a barrel or so to my other Line 25256  I would send a barrel or so to my other
25256  If I love you, what business is it of yours?  If I love you, what business is it of yours?
25257                  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe                  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
25258  %  %
 If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow.  I  
 just couldn't help myself.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
25259  If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?  If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
25260                  -- Alan Parsons Project                  -- Alan Parsons Project
25261  %  %
# Line 26960  usual way.  This happens to us all the t Line 26921  usual way.  This happens to us all the t
26921  thinks of complaining.  thinks of complaining.
26922                  -- Jeff Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal                  -- Jeff Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
26923  %  %
 Imagine me going around with a pot belly.  
 It would mean political ruin.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
26924  Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.  It has  Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.  It has
26925  a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk  a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk
26926  storage, a screen resolution of 4096 x 4096 pixels, relies entirely on  storage, a screen resolution of 4096 x 4096 pixels, relies entirely on
# Line 42643  made of things. Line 42600  made of things.
42600  %  %
42601  Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.  Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.
42602  %  %
 Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"  
 %  
42603  Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.  Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.
42604  %  %
42605  Such a fine first dream!  Such a fine first dream!
# Line 43293  Text processing has made it possible to Line 43247  Text processing has made it possible to
43247  one which cannot be justified on any other grounds.  one which cannot be justified on any other grounds.
43248                  -- J. Finnegan, USC                  -- J. Finnegan, USC
43249  %  %
 Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
43250  Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.  Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
43251                  -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly                  -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
43252  %  %
# Line 43920  The Briggs - Chase Law of Program Develo Line 43871  The Briggs - Chase Law of Program Develo
43871  %  %
43872  The British are coming!  The British are coming!  The British are coming!  The British are coming!
43873  %  %
 The broad mass of a nation... will more easily  
 fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"  
 %  
43874  The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing  The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing
43875  and humiliating reality.  and humiliating reality.
43876                  -- Oscar Wilde                  -- Oscar Wilde
# Line 44606  The fact that boys are allowed to exist Line 44553  The fact that boys are allowed to exist
44553  remarkable Christian forbearance among men.  remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
44554                  -- Ambrose Bierce                  -- Ambrose Bierce
44555  %  %
 The fact that Hitler was a political genius unmasks the nature of politics  
 in general as no other can.  
                 -- Wilhelm Reich  
 %  
44556  The fact that it works is immaterial.  The fact that it works is immaterial.
44557                  -- L. Ogborn                  -- L. Ogborn
44558  %  %
# Line 48257  The verdict of a jury is the a priori op Line 48200  The verdict of a jury is the a priori op
48200  the worst cigars.  the worst cigars.
48201                  -- H. L. Mencken                  -- H. L. Mencken
48202  %  %
 The very first essential for success is a perpetually  
 constant and regular employment of violence.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"  
 %  
48203  The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid  The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid
48204  prejudice.  prejudice.
48205                  -- Mark Twain                  -- Mark Twain
# Line 49181  wooden toilet seats. Line 49120  wooden toilet seats.
49120    
49121  It's called the Birch John Society.  It's called the Birch John Society.
49122  %  %
 There is a road to freedom.  Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,  
 Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the  
 Fatherland.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
49123  There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly  There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
49124  what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly  what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
49125  disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and  disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
# Line 52431  Vini, vidi, vici. Line 52365  Vini, vidi, vici.
52365  [I came, I saw, I conquered].  [I came, I saw, I conquered].
52366                  -- Gaius Julius Caesar                  -- Gaius Julius Caesar
52367  %  %
 "Violence accomplishes nothing."  What a contemptible lie!  Raw, naked  
 violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method  
 ever employed.  Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the  
 issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?  
 %  
52368  Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade.  Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade.
52369  %  %
52370  Violence is molding.  Violence is molding.
# Line 54156  What kind of sordid business are you on Line 54085  What kind of sordid business are you on
54085  goest thou?  Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?  goest thou?  Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
54086                  -- Jack Kerouac                  -- Jack Kerouac
54087  %  %
 What luck for the rulers that men do not think.  
                 -- Adolf Hitler  
 %  
54088  What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend  What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend
54089  is that there's nothing to compare it with.  is that there's nothing to compare it with.
54090  %  %
# Line 56691  Would you care to view the ruins of my g Line 56617  Would you care to view the ruins of my g
56617  %  %
56618  Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!  Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
56619  %  %
 Would you please have another look at my nose and put in that cocaine  
 stuff ...  
                 -- Adolf Hitler, quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg  
                    trial testimony, 1947  
 %  
56620  Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?  Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
56621                  -- George Carlin                  -- George Carlin
56622  %  %
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